Don’t Flock
On Me.
Coiled. Rattling. Done being scanned. Privacy apparel, mugs and stickers for people who think a trip to the grocery store shouldn’t end up in a database.
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Privacy isn’t partisan.
License plate readers went up on our roads almost overnight, and people on the left and the right started asking the same question: who said yes to this?
We took the oldest American symbol of “leave me alone,” the coiled rattlesnake, and pointed it at the newest thing watching us. Then we added a pun, because a protest should be fun to wear.
Every design is original and printed to order, so nothing goes to waste.
🐍 Liberty📷 Privacy📜 4th AmendmentFAQ
How long does shipping take?
Each item is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days, and US shipping adds 3–5 more. You’ll get tracking as soon as your package leaves the print facility.
Will everything ship together?
Usually, yes. Occasionally items are printed at different facilities and arrive in separate packages, at no extra cost to you.
What if my item arrives damaged or misprinted?
Email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we’ll send a free replacement or a refund. Because items are made to order, we can’t accept returns for size changes, so please check the size chart. See Shipping & returns.
Is this affiliated with any camera company?
No. These are original parody and commentary designs. We aren’t affiliated with or endorsed by any camera, security, or surveillance company.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, to Canada, the UK, much of the EU, Australia, New Zealand and Japan. Choose “International” in the cart before checkout.
Is checkout secure?
Payments run through Stripe Checkout. We never see or store your card number.